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"That's a nice demon you summoned bird you drew!

"I'll just fling it back into the acrid hellfire from whence it came display it in our living room, so that I can worship it in a Black Mass after you're asleep admire your artwork.

"Do you need therapy have a push pin?

"No, no, I love it!  I wouldn't lie to you because you might stab me at the bidding of that infernal creature, who even now fixes you with its commanding gaze.

"Did your art teacher show you how to make it?  Wow!  I'm quitting my job to homeschool you.  School is fun!

"Great.  Now I'm terrified to be in my own home.  Kids!  Dinnertime!"