Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Things someone did

1. Got out of tub before her shampoo

2. Tied dog leash around her waist, not wearing clothes

3.  Put on neck chain with I.D. cards, taken from "FREE" box outside neighbor's house

4.  Attached stuffed black cat to dog leash

5.  Walked around, dragging cat

6.  Insisted I make an eye patch out of a plastic nipple shield that fell out of someone's dress in a public area, which she found and claimed

7.  Put on eye patch (cunningly fashioned, if I do say so)

8.  Ate shredded cheese in bed as snack

9.  Before falling asleep, put cheese shreds in my ear

This girl is going camping with Dad for three days, and I miss her already. 

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